Experiencing the bowels of history in real time is always a treat, especially since it is free, and since we live in an economy on the brink of collapse, we are lucky that our country is beheaded by a billionaire who is known for his philandering, philanthropy.
He has even been kind enough to give us some advice and money saving tips.
When it comes to your children he remarks, “I’m just saying they don’t need to have 30 dolls. They can have three. They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have five.”
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls … they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five." pic.twitter.com/H9nBN0Eh2q
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 4, 2025
Wow. I love when a capitalist is anti-capitalist.
It shows that even they hate the system they benefit from. Like, why take a shit on a golden toilet when you can just take a shit on a regular one? I bet, if I can’t pay my bills—and even if I can, and I just plain ole refuse—then I should file for bankruptcy. Oh, wait—student loans don’t get wiped out from bankruptcy but millions in dollars of debt owed small businesses who went under because of said judgement does.
Okay, we will scratch that tip.
Only the smartest of the smart believe that a billionaire has your best financial interests at heart, when he does not even want your children to be able to afford more than three dolls, but also wants you to have more babies? And forget your children having other hobbies because who needs 250 pencils—I mean definitely not colored pencils—because under fascism we won’t have time for art, we will all be far too busy working in the gulag. It is crazy to watch how he still has supporters even after they have lost their jobs. If you still have your job, you can also sink a ridiculous amount of money into buying a cyber truck, which looks just like a warped refrigerator but isn’t nearly as durable.
Hell, get you some Tesla stock while you’re at it. I heard the company is doing so well, the CEO even stepped down from his budgeting duties at DOGE, to go back and keep his company going.
Within 30 minutes last night, Donald Trump ordered the reopening of Alcatraz and a 100% tariff on foreign-made movies.
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) May 5, 2025
We get it, man. You were watching The Rock. pic.twitter.com/B9YRntxpNB
As Trump seeks to put a 100% tariff on foreign movies, entertainment may be a bit more expensive, so if you are looking for a way to make some quick cash so you can still enjoy life, racism always pays. You can even make half a million dollars by calling a five-year-old a racial slur.
There is money to be made folks, you just have to buy fewer dolls to for your children, while making money off the trauma caused to Black children.
