Even though he failed to gain the Republican nomination in a party that clearly does not favor minorities in leadership roles, Tim Scott is still all gums as he happily stands next to his bride-to-be, whom he finally found. True love waits for no one, but sometimes you have to wait on true love I guess, but after 58 years of waiting, Tim has finally found his soulmate.
Apparently, Tim Scott wants to be Vice President of the United States so badly that he’s willing to kiss a woman to do so. While Scott is very well versed in kissing white people’s asses, full frontal lip-lock may be new territory for the 58-year-old on his first time as a blushing bridegroom. Tim has had an impressive career as the Black guy who racist people are friends with to keep them from possibly being racist and suppressing the rights of his Black constituents. A defender of white sensibilities, his tokenism has somehow allowed him to confuse racial colorblindness in his political wins with racists, knowing sometimes you gotta put a house n*gga in the House of Representatives if he’s better at being anti-Black than you are. Just like his fellow running mates Nikki Haley and Vivek Ramaswamy, Tim was able to overcome racism which he also claims does not exist.
We love a mover and shaker.
Everyone who was mad and indignant that I said we don't elect unmarried people to the WH…explain why lifelong bachelor Tim Scott just got engaged other than to bid for the VP slot? ???? pic.twitter.com/jeXZKBgz3c
— Reecie @BlackWomenViews (@ReecieColbert) January 22, 2024
On the campaign trail, candidates who are not Donald Trump are finding it hard to gain traction, so Christian candidates are crucifying themselves in a crusade to run alongside a self-proclaimed rapist. Because they are good Christians, there can be no hint of gay on the campaign trail, so fortunately for Tim, he was able to find a beard, cream that was strong enough to give him a nice clean shave for his proposal, and possible future as the vice-presidential nominee for the Republican party, quieting the naysayers. A once terminal bachelor whose marital status caused great hullaballoo and speculation over his sexuality, Tim proposed to his longtime girlfriend of a year, mother of three Mindy Noce, on the beach of South Carolina’s Kiawah Island.
Sorry, ladies—Sen. Tim Scott is officially off the market. The former presidential hopeful proposed to his definitely real girlfriend, Mindy Noce, on Saturday evening. She said yes. https://t.co/CqvNSCub30
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) January 22, 2024
Kiawah Island’s weather this weekend reached a high of a scorching 43 degrees, making for an extra cold engagement and preparing Tim for the day he will take her cold hand in marriage because nothing says romance like hypothermia. The gray and overcast background completed the picturesque moment. Tim announced his engagement on Sunday, January 21, 2024, a day after he endorsed Trump for president—surprise, surprise.
So many white genitals, so little time.
Mindy Noce, 47, Tim’s fiancée, is an interior designer who works out of Charleston and was previously married to Peter ‘Jay’ Noce, with whom she shares her children. According to the Daily Mail, she and Jay were sued for $1.2 million for attempting to set up shell companies to shelter assets. So, of course, Scott and Noce met at church and after an hour and a half of lovely Christian banter on the phone, they decided to meet for a sexy little thumping of the Bibles, because nothing says romance like Deuteronomy 22:21.
Anywho, congrats to the lovely young couple and remember a family that preys together strays together.
